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Akunin
Moderator
Location : Certamine
Posts : 153
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Join date : 2011-09-05
| | Subject: Funny, Yet True 25/9/2011, 6:59 am | |
| Post any quotes you find hilarious, but true here. Make sure to tell us who said it. Hell, they don't even have to be funny. They could be awesome.
"Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Cats have nineteen." -David Thorne |
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Athiron
Upperclass
Age : 24
Location : A place that strongly resembles Antarctica.
Posts : 65
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2011-09-04
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 4/10/2011, 9:55 pm | |
| This was probably the best thing I've read all week. xD |
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xXBraveShadowXx
Admin
Age : 24
Location : Playing PlayStation with your Mum
Posts : 149
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2011-09-03
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 23/10/2011, 7:16 pm | |
| Wow ^^ This is funneh I am surprised I didn't get an alert for this LOL! |
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Akunin
Moderator
Location : Certamine
Posts : 153
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Join date : 2011-09-05
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 8/11/2011, 12:43 am | |
| Opinions are like penises. It's good to have one. And it's good to be proud you have one. But don't go waving it around. And for God's sake, don't go shoving it down other people's throats. _________________ I wanted to ask you something,
But the words never formed.
Instead, I only became more distant
Than I actually was.
Maybe one day, the things I say
Will bridge the gap between us.
But when I do start to cross over...
...Will you still be there, waiting?† The Wielder of the Flames of Chaos †  |
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Ninjastorm45
Adept
Age : 23
Location : Underground...
Posts : 149
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2011-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 8/11/2011, 12:44 am | |
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xXBraveShadowXx
Admin
Age : 24
Location : Playing PlayStation with your Mum
Posts : 149
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2011-09-03
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 9/11/2011, 7:42 pm | |
| NinjaStorm I like your profile pic. |
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Akunin
Moderator
Location : Certamine
Posts : 153
Reputation : 7
Join date : 2011-09-05
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 12/11/2011, 2:46 pm | |
| "Politics is made up of two words: poli, which is Greek for "many", and tics, which are bloodsucking insects." --Gore Vidal _________________ I wanted to ask you something,
But the words never formed.
Instead, I only became more distant
Than I actually was.
Maybe one day, the things I say
Will bridge the gap between us.
But when I do start to cross over...
...Will you still be there, waiting?† The Wielder of the Flames of Chaos † |
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nin1ja
Beginner
Location : Right behind you...don't look for me, i'll be gone before you see me...
Posts : 2
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2011-12-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 8/12/2011, 1:49 am | |
| "People are like slinkies, they don't do anything at all, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs..." ...I should know...  |
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nin1ja
Beginner
Location : Right behind you...don't look for me, i'll be gone before you see me...
Posts : 2
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2011-12-08
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 8/12/2011, 1:51 am | |
| “But if you fail to do this, you will be sinning against the LORD; and you may be sure that your sin will find you out.
Numbers 32: 23
Number 23 can be found anywhere if you look hard enough and put the right numbers together....32 is just 23 backwards....
2012 -> 20+12= 32
20+1+2=23
hello paranoia.... |
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Akunin
Moderator
Location : Certamine
Posts : 153
Reputation : 7
Join date : 2011-09-05
| | Subject: Re: Funny, Yet True 8/12/2011, 9:24 am | |
| I fail to see how the second one is funny, let alone making any sense. That's just like Rule 42. Yeah, so, 20 + 12 = 32. Really? Good job, you passed math class. _________________ I wanted to ask you something,
But the words never formed.
Instead, I only became more distant
Than I actually was.
Maybe one day, the things I say
Will bridge the gap between us.
But when I do start to cross over...
...Will you still be there, waiting?† The Wielder of the Flames of Chaos † |
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